Kyle Wakefield has the spirit of an 18th-century romanticist not in the Poet-Laureate-to-the-King way but in the coughing-blood-into-a-handkerchief way. He disappeared into the Scottish wilderness alone one winter and came back with two scars on his chest which he claims are from top surgery, but are secretly entry points for the grapefruit-sized alien octopus controlling him parasitically. (It went in on the left-hand side first, but there weren't any brains there, so it had to try again.)Below are introductions to each of the octopus's corporeal novels: THE CHURCH OF THE MOUNTAIN OF FLESH, which is out now, and CONJOINED ANGELS, which is coming out in 2026. Follow the links to buy them, add them to your reading lists, and read their first chapters for free right here on carrd!

"Your voice is now God's. Will you speak when I speak?"
"Make it a man's voice, and I will speak just to hear myself."
Sole De Gasinis drowns his grief in wine and buries his hatred of his body in twisted sculptures. When, one drunken night on the beach, God orders him to rebuild his village's church, he knows he wasn't chosen for his piety.Instead, he and God make a deal. If Sole rebuilds the church, God will give him the body of a man.As Sole works in a frenzy for salvation, lifelong friendships decay, a village united to tear down its church fractures into pariahs and zealots, and power and grief reshape the prophet into a tyrant. Grief for a boy he fell in love with ten years ago, who claimed to be a virgin birth, who died in agony in the church crypt when the God inside him wanted out--and whose monstrous remnant Sole must commune with for every piece of his prize.


You had better pray I didn't have eyes when you began.
Your terrible machine has been looking at me long enough I will not have eyes when you're done.
Jamie Fugate is a physician taught by his militant father. Amon Jessop is a veterinary radiologist too soft-hearted for Jamie’s patience. To the behemoth which crash-lands in a wheat field between their Oklahoman towns during a storm—six wings and a senseless tangle of human body parts—they’re the only science for miles.The two agree that they’re studying God, but they agree on nothing else. Amon sees God in the wings, barely contained by a communal tornado shelter. Jamie sees God in the body, or—as he learns when Amon’s fluoroscope reveals two human skeletons entwined in an embrace—the bodies. Extracting the second head for examination is his first cut. Soon, the study is a vivisection.The veterinarian is hiding a shame which made him flee the city he trained in, and the physician is hiding a bloodlust his bone saw can’t reach. When the behemoth proves pestilential, and their thirst for knowledge turns into a thirst for each other, a new monster is born, more volatile by far than the one on their table.
